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♪ Touché away ♪

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♪ Touché away ♪

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♪ Touché away ♪

4
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♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

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Okay, Loco Weed Willy,
your ten years are up.

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You're free to go.

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Ten years I've been waiting

8
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to get at that good guy
Touché Turtle

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for sending me up and today's the day.

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If you don't get out of here

11
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you'll get another ten
years for loitering.

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Okay, okay, just one more for the road.

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Take that, Touché.

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And after I get Touché

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I'm gonna take over the
whole town again.

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He's had that grudge for ten years.

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I better warn Touché.

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<i>Hello, Operator?</i>

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<i>Get me the famous hero Touché Turtle.</i>

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Well, Touché, this town's
been right peaceable

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since you sent Loco Weed
Willy, to jail ten years ago.

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Any other hero would have
done the same, sheriff.

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Hello? Who?

24
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Loco Weed Willy?

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He's out and gunning for me?

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L-L-Loco Weed Willy?

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O-oh, my gosh,
I'm getting out of here.

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He's arriving on the noon
train at high noon, huh?

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I'll be ready.

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That's it, Dum Dum.

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A shootout at high noon.

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Duh, it's noon, Touché and
the train's right on time.

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I hope Loco Weed Willy,
didn't chicken out, Dum Dum.

34
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I'm gonna bust that
Touché into so many pieces

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they'll need radar to find him.

36
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Uh, mind, if I sit this one out, Touché?

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You know how I am about bloodshed.

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Be my guest, Dum Dum.

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This'll only take a minute.

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Hi, ugly.

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Hello, Loco Weed.

42
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Long time, no see.

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Well, take a good look, 'cause
that's all you'll ever see.

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Draw!

45
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How's that for strategy?

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Now, I'm gonna give you the
thrashing you so richly deserve.

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Put 'em up!

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How's about if I put 'em down?

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From now on, Touché

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this town is mine.
I'm gonna be head man.

51
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You should have never done
that, it only aggravates me.

52
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Duh, you can't do that to my pal.

53
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You're right.
I'll do it to you instead.

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Take over, Touché.

55
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I think, I got him softened up for you.

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Right. I'll take over now.

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This is my town.

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We'll have no more of
that law and order jazz.

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It's mine, all mine!

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My, he's possessive.
But not for long.

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Touché away!

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A snappy entrance,
deserves a snappy exit.

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Duh, nice going, Touché,
you're wearing him down.

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He just don't know how
mad he's making me.

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This is your last chance, Touché.

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Get out of my town.

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Never, Loco Weed Willy.

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I'm gonna give you enough
rope to hang yourself.

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You've reached the end of
your rope, Loco Weed.

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You don't seem to grasp the idea.

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<i>This is gonna be my town.</i>

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<i>And with no sheriffs.</i>

73
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Say, Loco Weed, I just thought
of how you can run the town

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and still have law and order.

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Yeah? How?

76
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Gosh. Imagine me being sheriff.

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A good guy.

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Thanks for everything, Touché.

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So long, Loco Weed, old law abiding pal.

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And now it's time to say, Touché away!

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[Willy] <i>Alright, Touché</i>

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no one busts up government
property while I'm sheriff.

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Come on, let's go.

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[Touché] <i>But, but, but, but, but...</i>

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[Willy] <i>Don't "but" me, into that cell.</i>

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And don't try anything funny.

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Well, that's a switch.

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You can say that again, Dum Dum.

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Duh, that's a switch.
That's a switch.

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That's a switch.
That's a switch.


